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Now somebody needs to find a way to do it while driving...(reminising about '99 Dodge Dakota w/bench seat)
I'm suprised no one has done it in the Z while driving!!! For those who wants to this is how:

1. Make sure the guy is driving the Z
2. Put on cruise control if you wish to make it easier
3. Next have her swing over!!!

And this is how to do to it to avoid any accidents :shiftdrive:

1. Have her swing her right foot all the way to the left side of your seat w/ knees bent and leg inside the gap between the seat and door
2. Swing her whole body over so her body is mainly to the left of your driving visual (VERY TRICKY!!)
3. Bring her left leg onto your seat to the right of your right leg and lay it flat

To pump:
Have her hold onto your left shoulder and if possible the roof and have fun!!!!

LOL I had to add to this funny thread
 

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IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!! (the not moving one, not game to try that one...) she is 5 foot 10 and im 5 foot 7.. But after her saying that its not possible in these cars, I showed her this thread. She didn't believe it... hahahaha was fun, although pretty cramped, until the local constabulary rocked up....
 

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QUOTE (Monk13 @ Mar 8 2008, 04:54 AM) index.php?act=findpost&pid=504208
IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!! (the not moving one, not game to try that one...) she is 5 foot 10 and im 5 foot 7.. But after her saying that its not possible in these cars, I showed her this thread. She didn't believe it... hahahaha was fun, although pretty cramped, until the local constabulary rocked up....

Nice, glad my thread helped ya get your rocks off. :shiftdrive:
 

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Anyone else got a story?
 

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QUOTE (waitin407 @ Apr 19 2006, 02:35 PM) index.php?act=findpost&pid=239239
I think Nissan should inclue a little sticker on how to position yourself in the car to do the deed...it'd be more useful than the one telling you how to fit two golf bags in the hatch anyways.
Nizmo350Z and Waitin407, shouldn't that be spelled CARma Sutra manual.

You can actually get this sticky label for a Mini!



I must say about the title of this thread, not really the first thing that jumps to mind when someone talks about an in car entertainment system
 

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QUOTE (Monk13 @ Mar 8 2008, 06:54 AM) index.php?act=findpost&pid=504208
IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!! (the not moving one, not game to try that one...) she is 5 foot 10 and im 5 foot 7.. But after her saying that its not possible in these cars, I showed her this thread. She didn't believe it... hahahaha was fun, although pretty cramped, until the local constabulary rocked up....
hmmm glad you had some sucess with a tall female... i'm 6' and my woman is 5'9".. she wants to break the car in b/c she says it's so sexy and then you throw me in the mix and she just gets "all hot and bothered". I told her I didn't think it was going to work too well with us.. i had read this thread a long time ago and i remember how short the two "test mules" were. Thanks for giving me a little ray of sunshine lol
 

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Where there's a will, there's a way.
 

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QUOTE (blkZ @ Mar 12 2005, 08:37 PM) index.php?act=findpost&pid=82109
for all you doggy style fans out there, i assure you that it can be done. have the girl lean into the trunk as far as she can go and plug away. true it is a bit tight, but if you want it bad enough, it can be done.
Hahahahaha...this thread is hilarious. I've been lucky enough to bang 3 girls in my Z. The smallest one was 5' and the tallest was 5'8. Its doable, tight and exciting. LOL hat trick
 

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DJ, your sig rocks! That is very cool.
 

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My gf who is 5'1" and myself at 6'2", have figured out a very good position for those times when you want to try something new and exciting.

So here is a step by step guide to getting freaky in your Z.

1. Ask your gf if she is feeling frisky, and if she would wear a sexy top plus a mini skirt or a short dress, while going commando...(that means no bra or panties)..lol
2. It would be a good idea if you wear some basketball shorts & a t-shirt.. also going commando.
3. Ask gf to give you some R.H. while traveling to your secluded location.
4. When you reach your romantic hideaway... Park the Z, have gf slide the passenger seat back, and recline it as far back as it will go.
5. Ask gf to step out of car long enough for you to slip over to the passenger seat, and lower or remove your shorts.
6. ** Important Note** To help set the mood, don't forget to blast "WHAM! Careless Whisper" on the radio...(or her favorite song)...lol
7. Have gf sit on your lap reverse cowgirl style, and slide your piston into her well lubricated cylinder.
8. Grab gf's headlights, while finding your groove, and sharing a erotic experience together.
9. Now that you have a good idea on how its possible... I say go have fun fornicating in your Z like a pro. :)

My gf and I have mastered this technique in a 92-96 Honda Prelude, and it works fabulously.
We have successfully achieved this in my Z, so "YES" it can be done. :)

P.S. Illustrated, highly detailed, pop-up book of being naughty in a 350Z & 4th Gen Prelude, will be cumming soon...keep your eyes open for it...lol

P.S.S. If your afraid of leaving party stains on the seat, bring a beach towel along, or purchase some cheap-o seat covers from local auto parts store...lol
 
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